Return of the Rack

by RACKMASTAS

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released April 2, 2014

Jordan Jones
Brandon Schlia

Brad Kujawski on bass

Josh Kaplan as The DJ

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Track Name: Pork Fried Rice, the song
look around, its about the polar vortex
we're trapped inside we're just boozing
golden masterpieces
while eating pork fried rice
we's was gettin' high

negative ten degrees
and my knees are fucking killing me
my beard is growing in totally frozen
living up to my name

rice driblets fallin off my beard
fallin to the floor, Brandon can't take no mo'
I'm dirtyin up his room cuz I'm drunk and I'm stoned too
and thats the truth

crackd my first beer and lost all my fear
of the abomindable snow man hallowing in my ear
and if he comes near I have a diamond encrusted spear
i'll make it pretty clear: i'm gettin' too old for this shit

like danny glover i'm always undercover
cept when i'm on the toilet and there's a bomb strapped to my ass
Riggs, maybe it's just gas? I don't know.

shit, give me a hit, i need to clear my head
old man Bran? are you in bed yet?
or do you want to smoke this shit? yeah.

all these bitches love me
when i go out in my car
makin their heads explode
Track Name: On the Rox
girl, you know how it isevery time i get close to your love? ha, maybe its just one of dem thangs that'll never be. cuz i want your top shelf baby! but all i ever get is that bottom barrell, low life, cheap ass motha fuckin swill, and you know i'm feeling quite ill. i just want that love straight up. none of that i'm gonna beat around the bush bullshit.

I WANT YOUR LOVE STRAIGHT UP GIRL
BUT YOU GIVE IT TO ME ON THE ROX!

I want the topshelf
but baby you just give me the well
the shots you've been givin me
they burn like hell

baby what's your poison?
its the last call?
I gave you all my lovin'
you gave me nothin at all.

Girl! every single time, i'm always the same
you give me the mundane when all i want's the insane

(baby what's your poison
its the last call
i gave you all my lovin' but nothin
baby whats your poison
its the last call
oh yeah)
Track Name: Prank Phone Call To Gates
just playin baby
yo, this is going out to you
ok hold up, what? ok
i was in the store
bout an hour ago
lost a pack of cigarettes
they fell on the floor
i didn't know what to do
so i called dem up was like yo?
have you seen dese things?
cuz they done fell out my pocket
yeah, but my girl was pissed for real
she gonna kill me!
Track Name: Prof. Brandon's Crazy-House
PROFESSOR BRANDON'S CRAZY HOUSE
WHERE NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS
LOST IN A DREAM
TURNING KNOBS
ADJUSTING LAZER BEAMS!