We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.

Freakjob

by Kelli Bobbi

supported by
Christopher Chavez
Christopher Chavez thumbnail
/

  • Streaming + Download

    Includes high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more. Paying supporters also get unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app.
    Purchasable with gift card

      name your price

     

1.
Freakjob 01:41
lyrics
buy track
You should see me now Yep, oh You should check me out Uh huh I'm a total freakjob Freakjob for winning You should see me now Yep, oh You should check me out Uh huh I'm a total loser Who writes the kind of tunes that Get you out of your house Come on Get you out of your house Come on now What does it take To bring y'all out Oh boy Anything is possible When you're with me Can you handle my clout Why don't you try to find out I'm a brand new babe And I wanna get paid Tryin' to hook a bag of loot Then I rooty toot scoot I guess I'm kinda wild Like a Bengal tiger You should see me now Yep, oh You should check me out Uh huh I'm a total freakjob Freakjob for winning You should see me now Yep, oh You should check me out Uh huh I'm a total loser Who writes the kind of tunes that Get you out of your house Come on Get you out of your house Come on now What does it take To bring y'all out
2.
Queen Bee 02:07
lyrics
I'm bad I'm real real bad I'm a bad bad man Better watch out I'm bad Yep Real real bad I'm a bad bad man Better watch out I am the best the best The best out of rest You know, KB Bring you to your knees Under the weight of fame and acclaim Yes please Oh honey You're real sweet But you're riding with the Queen Bee The champagne's for free Hell its all on me Oh honey You're real sweet But you're riding with the Queen Bee I'm hot Oh Never gonna get caught I've got the car going 150 Throw your hands up if you're with me Light the L and crack a bevie Stick the landing and the crowd goes crazy Well what else have you got for me? The kind of things that would kill a man Are the kind of things I would call a nice weekend Tough as nails I'm mad as hell I'm Creed in Rocky III looking for one more bell Hey Yeah why not Let me spell it out Let me spell it out for you I'm too high for you touch me I'm floating across the sky Like a jet stream I'm too high for you to touch me I'm floating across the sky Like a jet stream I'm bad I'm real real bad I'm a bad bad man Better watch out I'm bad Yep Real real bad I'm a bad bad man Oh better watch out
3.
Showtime 01:47
lyrics
Fuck it done added up Riches, fame, money, fuck It done added up I got a grip on the flame And this motherfucker talk a nice game But I bet you he ain't stacking it up Financial love Showtime It's showtime Show me what you got It's showtime Show me what you got I'm like a hurricane Of money, power, riches, fame The whole game done changed Chef's kiss on a Tatum 3 Baby we just won us a ring You'll see Everybody out the way Its my turn to play Come on let's fuck it up C'mon, fuck it up Showtime It's showtime Show me what you got It's showtime Show me what you got
4.
D.N.D. 02:13
lyrics
I'm turning on do not distrub I'm home tonight Yeah fuck the world I wanna get real high Gonna get real high Gonna get higher than that I'm gonna go to another world Game set match Is he joking, no I'm like McEnroe I'm gonna bust your balls Then drop shot your ass I know you didn't see that coming You cannot be serious I got this feeling That I'm better off dealing With this from my bed I'm gonna watch all of you Jokers tokin, chokin, cuttin up You're on the livestream in my head Been done been done Been done before Been done done done again I'm on a need to know Fuck that week FOMO I'm gonna crash out instead Movies in bed Watching movies with my baby Movies in bed Watching movies in bed with my baby I wanna watch Demolition Man I wanna watch Point Break I wanna make a daring escape from reality Hey, you won't find me When I'm neck deep In a DVD Spinning on a laser-beam Coming down like a brick house Landed on a witch with nice slips Or am I just half asleep now? Movies in bed Watching movies with my baby Movies in bed Watching movies in bed with my baby
5.
Big Dubs 01:34
lyrics
Big Dubs Come on mother fucker Big Dubs Floating through the air He's there then poof Gone through your fingertips Throwing on a rope Fancy classy dope He was born in the endzone Cuz it's a touchdown baby, ha Some day gonna grow up to be A quarter billie man Ice in the vein, Firebaugh brand Double A badass Stat that And hell yea We're gonna outclass the world He's going straight to the hall of fame If you challenge Josh Allen to anything You should just give up Putt putt Home run derby Armwrestling Flip cup You're gonna lose lose lose No matter what you choose choose choose This guy is made different Like a Buffalo winter He's coming to get ya Buddy you're done This isn't just for fun anymore Here we go Big Dubs Come on motherfucker Big Dubs Big Dubs Yeah, bring it home
6.
Cha-Ching 01:57
lyrics
I just Made a couple bucks I think I'm gonna have to see what I can spend it on It's a funny feeling When you just got paid It's like a power up I'm a giant Mario The ceiling seems higher The air feels lighter God damn I wanna throw my god damn Money around Well I don't have much But I still wanna throw it around What's that about Cha-ching Pay day Cha-ching I'm king It's oh so funny hunny We don't have all day Is it too late To burn some money Cuz it feels so great Never too late What the hell am I saying And what the hell is a savings account How can I look out for then when I still have to look out for now I just Made a couple bucks I think I'm gonna have to see what I can spend it on It's a funny feeling When you just got paid It's like a power up I'm a giant Mario The ceiling seems higher The air feels lighter God damn I wanna throw my god damn Money around Well I don't have much But I still wanna throw it around What's that about Suggested ads
7.
Machismo 02:03
lyrics
Dead eyed Finger up I guess I'm turnin up The burner on your pride You're like hey you wanna step outside Lizard brain man wanna go to war Over just about anything He wanna throw a damn tantrum I can see the cortisol spiking in his blood I can see the vein near his brain tryin hard to pump Raising the battle energy up This motherfucker's poisonous Macho macho man I am so sick of macho men Who can't be sensitive Macho macho man Give me a break For christ's sake Lay down, shut up Stand down, grow up Animal man cannot understand Only fisticuffs He wanna let the whole world know He's right, they're wrong God damn he's loud Time out, go stand in the corner young man Til you've had the chance to think about yourself Macho macho man I am so sick of macho men Who can't be sensitive Macho macho man Give me a break For christ's sake
8.
Schnackies 01:24
lyrics
A current of electricity Runs a shock through me I've gotta get oh I've gotta get me some please Oh postman won't you deliver to me Schnackies for me, yes please Schnackies for me Schnackies for me, for me For me yes please Ah Schnakie Oh A little sour A little sweet See what you can find for me I'm hungry insatiably And there's a 7-11 down the street Full of all kinds of sweet sweet Schnackies for me, yes please Schnackies for me Schnackies for me, for me For me yes please Ah Schnakie Oh I'm snackie, snackie I'm snackie tonight I'm snackie so snackie so snackie snackie tonight
9.
Boogeyman 01:34
lyrics
I fuck with fear Yeah I know I'm kinda weird If you wanna come in here And get all scary like I'd say it's not a fair fight Fear don't play it It pays me a dividend I'm coughing up flames Yeah something's changed Fear don't play me It pays me a dividend I won't waste another year On half made dreams I know I've gotta see them through Even if it pains me to You can't stop me I'm the Enterprise on warp speed Scottie beam me up Phases set to stun I'm takin a leap of faith I'm out on a limb for this one Helm, set a course Engage I am not afraid I'm the boogie man babe So you better behave Fear when I'm weird And I hit the high gear I got my hand off the wheel I'm riding on feel
10.
You (A Love Song) 01:43
lyrics
When I'm fallin apart And I can't get it to work I'm anxious, petty I act like a jerk When I'm emotionally black and blue There's still you There's always you You're so cool I wanna be with you You light up a dark room Light bulb Have I always known you Has it always been true Love is when I'm with you honey Love is loving you Well if you're sick of hearing about Then skip this track But if you aren't then stick around Cuz I can't stop talkin about it Blah blah, on and on I'll write 500 songs And it's always you It's still you Yeah, its always you

about

Kelli Bobbi is an experiment in how to make pop music sound like it does when I turn on the radio. It's also a challenge to see how much I can break my own habits and live inside someone else's.

A big thank you goes out to Jaz Frazier for inhabiting the Kelli Bobbi persona, making the time, doing the work, especially when the vocal melodies tend to flabbergast. Technically, I wrote and recorded everything myself, but this project could never reach its true potential without their energy, willingness and trust.

credits

released August 19, 2022

All the lyrics, music, recording, production, artwork and fashion
Were conceived of and designed by Brandon Schlia

Vocals performed by Jazmine Frazier

Mastered by John Bohn

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

Steak & Cake records image

Steak & Cake records Buffalo, New York

Est. February 2011

contact / help

Contact Steak & Cake records

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this album or account

Steak & Cake records recommends:

If you like Freakjob, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Saxophonist Isaiah Collier chats about his new LP and the influence of Pharoah Sanders.
listen now